Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner,God told them : " I invited you to dinner, because I need three important people to send my message out to all people : Tomorrow I will destroy the Earth !"
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them :
" I have two really bad announcements to make. First, God really does exist, and second, tomorrow He will destroy the Earth."
Clinton called an emergency session of Congress and told them :
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God does exist, and the bad news is that He will destroy the Earth tomorrow."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft headquarters and told his people :
"I have two fantastic announcements ! First, I am one of the three most important people on Earth, and second, the Year 2000 problem has been solved !"